Thursday, June 4, 2009
Online Benches Blueprints
Questa e´una lista che gira per internet, anche sotto forma di video. Anche se molte cose non appartengono alla mia generazione o al mio sesso ho deciso di pubblicarla lo stesso. ricordate : tutto quello che egete non ha assolutamente un punto di contatto con la Svezia. E mai l´avra´!
We
that if you went on the road was not dangerous.
us who could not go out if we had not finished my homework.
We who rings the doorbell to ask if there was the friend at home, and do not care nothing about the "Cremeria.
us who played the bell and then run away in secret hiding place. We
that we had a secret hideout with the secret passage, under a truck abandoned. We
that we adopted stray cats and dogs that we were never attacked, even if not fatal disease after being caressed put your fingers in your mouth. We
that when you sneeze, no one called the pediatrician. We
that the thermometers break them and turned the balls of mercury throughout the house. We who
to be with the "girls" were playing with the "bell" and "hide and seek."
We still had fun playing "horse."
We do not even miss "say-do-kiss-letter-head." We were playing in "Guess Who?" even if we knew all the characters by heart. And it was always Sam, even advertising. We
we played things names and cities (and the city with the D was always Domodossola). We
that "give me the Commodore 64 to the first communion." We
that "fuck Wonderboy and graphics!" We
that "ok, but we go out."
that we could stay out in the afternoon bike. We
that those who left the longest trail in the braking with the bike was the coolest. We
that "if you do take a ride with the new bike does not have to change gears." We
that "my bmx is more of your original."
We were looking for the holes on the inner tubes by putting them in a bowl.
We felt that we as engineers repair those holes with the tip-top and glue. We
that the 'Yes' lighted riding. Much. We
that "what the fuck with the motor which has the speed and the 'tubbopolini' that's 70 per hour!" We
that "but you want to put the 'Tubba' Leovince?" We
9 hours in a row that we played football. We
that after the first game was a rematch, and then the beautiful, and then the beautiful beautiful. And we will continue tomorrow.
We were paying not a penny for the field. We
that there was no field. We
that the pole was a brick street and transparent. We
that was the penalty spot at 11 paces. We
that those who are more poor play in goal.
us that if we passed the ball to the goalkeeper with his feet and he took it with her hands was not a foul. We
that there was no offside and the smartest was still plenty of time in front of the goalkeeper and had 20 goals per game. We
that the shirts of the national team were of thick cotton.
but we know by heart 'Zenga Bergomi Maldini, Baresi Ferri Berti, De Napoli Donadoni Schillaci Vialli Baggio (coach Neighbours)'.
us who remember the debut of Tacconi in nazionale (Italia-Argentina 3-1).
Noi che "Tacconi è meglio di Zenga, pure se il gol l'ha preso lui".
Noi che "Giovanni Galli è troppo scarso".
Noi che abbiamo visto il Napoli campione d'Italia, il Genoa eliminare il Liverpool 4 a 1 e l'Atalanta in semifinale di Coppa delle Coppe.
Noi che le mogli dei calciatori erano dei cessi.
Noi che giocavamo a tennis con le racchette di legno.
Noi che giocavamo ai cowboy con le pistole di legno che facevamo "bigèon bigèon".
Noi che "sulle mille lire c'è sopra Dio".
Noi che con le mille lire ci venivano 10 pacchetti di figurine.
Noi che lo scudetto della Juve lo attaccavamo ovunque, anche se tifavamo Inter.
Noi che we needed four more to finish the album Panini stickers. We
that "Maradona is at least 20 stickers.
We who smashed his hands to play cards.
We ate that if the tape cassette, and we had to rewind the tape with the pen.
us who write with a pen the song titles on cassette. We
that the stereo in the living room could not touch.
We just watched that on TV cartoons beautiful.
us who argued over who was stronger between Grendizer and Mazinger (Jeeg, of course!)
We joke that the English, French and Italian in the know 300 different ways.
We went to Mass if you were not beating. We
that bigiava to mass to see the girlfriend. We
that with the girlfriend but did not speak even if no others will understand. We
that excites us for a kiss on the cheek. We
that this is a bitch because it has the lipstick. We
we did not have the phone to go talk in private on the terrace.
We who spoke softly, "if not me dad feels." We
that went into the cabin to call. We
text messages that we wrote them on pieces of paper go to mate.
us reading text messages that passed the companion, especially when they were not for us. We
that it was not Christmas if the TV did not see the Coke commercial with the tree. We
that our birthday, inviting everyone, ma proprio tutti, i nostri compagni di classe.
Noi che facevamo il gioco della bottiglia tutti seduti per terra senza che i batteri infestassero la nostra salute.
Noi che c'era la Polaroid e aspettavi che si vedesse la foto.
Noi che nelle foto facevamo le corna ed eravamo sempre sorridenti.
Noi che se guardavamo tutto il film delle 20:30 eravamo andati a dormire tardissimo.
Noi che "Ai miei tempi a letto dopo carosello, mica come ora che vedi tutto il film!"
Noi che guardavamo film dell'orrore al martedì sera anche se avevamo paura.
Noi che a scuola andavamo con cartelle da 2 quintali.
Noi che quando a scuola c'era l'ora di ginnastica partivamo da casa in tuta.
Noi che a scuola ci andavamo da soli, and walked back alone. We
we should not accept candy from strangers or stamps.
us who have never seen strangers giving candy or postage stamps. We
that the most of the candy you gave the neighbor, whom we called Aunt. We
that if a school the teacher gave you a slap, the mother who gave you leave home 2. We
the teacher at school that if you put a note on the diary at home was the panic. We
that the holidays lasted three months and a half. We
but the bathroom could be done only after the 4.No Lemonissimo costs 250 pounds.
We did that searches the encyclopedia, not on Google.Noi that the Internet did not exist. We
that the "Chernobyl disaster" meant that we could not bere il latte alla mattina.
Noi che pagavamo le uova sfuse da 100 lire con 500 lire di carta e il negoziante ci dava il resto in gommine.
Noi che la mamma si incazzava.
Noi che facevamo a gara a chi masticava più big babol contemporaneamente e faceva il pallone più grande.
Noi che le patatine costavano 500 lire e non finivano mai.
Noi che il panino col salame costava 500 lire.
Noi che però compravamo le patatine perchè dentro ci trovavi la mano a ventosa per fottere le figurine agli amici.
Noi che la morale era sempre quella... Fai merenda con Girella!
Noi che sapevamo che erano le 4 perchè stava per iniziare Bim Bum Bam.
Noi che Bim Bum Bam lo conduceva il pupazzo One con quell'altro, come si chiama, "Pìolo Bonolis".
Noi che sapevamo che ormai era pronta la cena perchè c'era Happy Days.
Noi che il primo novembre era "Tutti i santi" mica il giorno dopo Halloween.
Noi che il più figo era Rocky, mica Chuck Norris!
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