Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Colours Of Ontario License Plates

SECOND LIFE: IL PARADISO NON PUO' ATTENDERE

Halfway through the journey of our life

I found myself in Second Life,

the straight way was lost.

The Nymphos Paradise (Paradise of nymphomania) of SL is a bit 'different from that described by the Supreme Poet. If it had existed in his time probably would not have wasted time to describe hell.

PS Muslim fanatics: as one can easily imagine, Nymphos in Paradise there are no virgins.


Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Whippets And Spondylosis

IL TAPPO E CORONA

Barbara Berlusconi, daughter of the politician of world stature, Silvio, has been involved in blackmail photos of the trafficker vip Fabrizio Corona. The beautiful daughter, surprise ubriaca all'uscita di un locale, pare fosse in compagnia del suo comercialista e volesse a tutti i costi pagare le tasse.

Venuto a sapere la cosa dalla figlia in evidente imbarazzo, immediatamente il paparino paperone ha staccato un assegno di 20.000 euro per insabbiare la compromettente vicenda.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Proxies For Poptropica

FESTA DELLA DONNA EMANCIPATA

La festa dell' 8 marzo è stata oramai spogliata del suo significato originale. I cortei di donne con gli zoccoli degli anni del femminismo sono stati sostituiti da cortei di zoccole verso uomini oggetto . L'utero è loro e se lo gestiscono loro.

Quasi nessuno però ricorda che oggi si commemora la morte di 129 operaie americane che protestavano for their inhuman working conditions, trapped in a fire started during a striptease at a local male.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Little Reed Wagon Birthday Cake

UN CARESSA UN PUGNO

Night of Champions League with lights and shadows ... the final whistle, while shouting from the microphones Sky Caressa his supporters Romania, the sky over Valencia witnessed a fight in which the entire Burdisso was the worst.

From double pass to Mancini on a Tuesday from Lyon to the quick pace of the Giallorossi Mancini to Inter's locker room. A sad end, indeed Mestalla, for the dreams of European glory without the filter of the International in midfield.


Monday, March 5, 2007

Tıny Models Central

PIPPO CASCA IN PIEDI

Pippo Baudo will not make the Sanremo Festival in 2008, despite the success Auditel. The thing is incomprehensible, because if Andreotti decide the fate of the government do not see why Baudo can not remain in office. Perhaps the fault of too many bad words in the songs stood out among them the "butt" sung by Moby, however the winner Webbe has stopped talking about the weak in his crazy song.

Amaro Ramazzotti in the aftermath of the comment: Baudo and Michelle yesterday were perfect but now you are here, Bonolis!

Friday, March 2, 2007

A Letter To Invite Friend To Welcome Party

OPERA DEL CHIRURGO ?

the Royal Opera House in London has staged a new Orlando version of the work of Handel, with singer Suzanne McNaughton who performed topless.

It seems that, freed from the corset, the singer has greatly improved its C from the chest. It is not known yet if the boobs are seen at work by mother nature or a plastic surgeon.