Monday, December 31, 2007

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Se tutte le vacche magre fossero così, c'è da augurarsi per il 2008 un lungo periodo di vacche magre !

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

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Un figlio di immigrati ungheresi è diventato presidente della Repubblica Francese. Il giorno che un figlio di immigrati francesi diventerà presidente della Repubblica Ungherese si potrà dire che la globalizzazione è arrivata a buon punto.

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Longoria SEX WHO DOES NOT THE ANTICHRIST

Eva Longoria, l'attrice di Desperate Houswives, dopo avere dichiarato di amare il sesso estremo (M like the man who takes the initiative and if I'm happy league. I love the games of submission, I find them really eccitan t i "), decided to take a pause for reflection. Perhaps sorry for have bitten too many forbidden fruits, Eva has imposed on Adam, NBA basketball player Tony Parker, to give up sex until her wedding night.

E 'Parker likely that during the playoffs will be very foul ...

Friday, May 4, 2007

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CONFEDERAL

A short distance from the Vatican, an impersonator of Jesus Christ spoke to the people criticizing the Church, thereby triggering the wrath of the ecclesiastical power. Something similar had happened 2000 years ago, according to the sacred texts. Again it was followed by crucifixion, though the media, with accusations of terrorism by the Osservatore Romano.

do not think the new messiah will rise as its predecessor. Actually, I have little doubt that it is also resurrected the original.


Friday, April 20, 2007

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the Venus de Milo

Milo won the Big Brother 7.
And who cares?
About 6 million Italians, at least according to data auditel. The other 55 million have lost the love story between Milo and the clod Gwendolyn noblewoman.

That a tale so it would seem from another era, a style feilleuton Angelica. Apparently, however, Venus Milo's passion burns even extreme, so much so that he would ask his rider to turn it off with a golden shower. No, not referring to 500 million he won in a Big Brother.


Thursday, April 19, 2007

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EURODELIRI: NON PROFIT Riina

aftermath of the blow given by UEFA to Italy, which has not been assigned to the organization of the European football championships in 2012, the statements of leaders and our politicians are influenced delirium. Some people even went so far as to say that the fault was of the courts of Naples and their judgments on the new crimes of Calciopoli.

Pace palazzinari, mobsters, politicians and administrators conniving, This time there will not be as magna magna Italy 90.
It 's the turn of Poland and Ukraine, this time there does not derive profit from Riina.


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PORNO SUBITO

Last week, in the waiting room of the City of Namur, Belgian town not far from Brussels, some people have attended the screening of a porn movie mistakenly submitted on closed circuit TV.

It seems that the room was crowded due to the fact that the clerk was absent, leaving the public is a sign that reads: PORNO NOW.


Wednesday, March 21, 2007

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SECOND LIFE: IL PARADISO NON PUO' ATTENDERE

Halfway through the journey of our life

I found myself in Second Life,

the straight way was lost.

The Nymphos Paradise (Paradise of nymphomania) of SL is a bit 'different from that described by the Supreme Poet. If it had existed in his time probably would not have wasted time to describe hell.

PS Muslim fanatics: as one can easily imagine, Nymphos in Paradise there are no virgins.


Wednesday, March 14, 2007

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IL TAPPO E CORONA

Barbara Berlusconi, daughter of the politician of world stature, Silvio, has been involved in blackmail photos of the trafficker vip Fabrizio Corona. The beautiful daughter, surprise ubriaca all'uscita di un locale, pare fosse in compagnia del suo comercialista e volesse a tutti i costi pagare le tasse.

Venuto a sapere la cosa dalla figlia in evidente imbarazzo, immediatamente il paparino paperone ha staccato un assegno di 20.000 euro per insabbiare la compromettente vicenda.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

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FESTA DELLA DONNA EMANCIPATA

La festa dell' 8 marzo è stata oramai spogliata del suo significato originale. I cortei di donne con gli zoccoli degli anni del femminismo sono stati sostituiti da cortei di zoccole verso uomini oggetto . L'utero è loro e se lo gestiscono loro.

Quasi nessuno però ricorda che oggi si commemora la morte di 129 operaie americane che protestavano for their inhuman working conditions, trapped in a fire started during a striptease at a local male.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

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UN CARESSA UN PUGNO

Night of Champions League with lights and shadows ... the final whistle, while shouting from the microphones Sky Caressa his supporters Romania, the sky over Valencia witnessed a fight in which the entire Burdisso was the worst.

From double pass to Mancini on a Tuesday from Lyon to the quick pace of the Giallorossi Mancini to Inter's locker room. A sad end, indeed Mestalla, for the dreams of European glory without the filter of the International in midfield.


Monday, March 5, 2007

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PIPPO CASCA IN PIEDI

Pippo Baudo will not make the Sanremo Festival in 2008, despite the success Auditel. The thing is incomprehensible, because if Andreotti decide the fate of the government do not see why Baudo can not remain in office. Perhaps the fault of too many bad words in the songs stood out among them the "butt" sung by Moby, however the winner Webbe has stopped talking about the weak in his crazy song.

Amaro Ramazzotti in the aftermath of the comment: Baudo and Michelle yesterday were perfect but now you are here, Bonolis!

Friday, March 2, 2007

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OPERA DEL CHIRURGO ?

the Royal Opera House in London has staged a new Orlando version of the work of Handel, with singer Suzanne McNaughton who performed topless.

It seems that, freed from the corset, the singer has greatly improved its C from the chest. It is not known yet if the boobs are seen at work by mother nature or a plastic surgeon.


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

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TAGLI ALLA SCUOLA PUBBLICA

In an elementary school in Milan, yesterday a very restless child running around the class. The teacher would show the scissors, saying that if he was not stopped he would cut his tongue. The student, still running, it would then be launched to the teacher showing his tongue. At that point, a quite accidental, the language of the child would end their suffering a wound between the blades sharp.

It 's true, the language bar in which the teacher complains.


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UN GOVERNO NATO MALE

" Compliance with international commitments and peace. Continued support to the initiatives of foreign and defense policy established within the UN and our international commitments arising from all ' European Union and the Atlantic Alliance, also with reference to our current commitment to the mission in Afghanistan "

This is the first point of the foreign policy program of the center-right candidate Nicolas Sarkozy to the Elysee. Do not tell him that Prodi has copied, it is known that the French are touchy